My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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