The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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