they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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