let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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