We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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