He disabled his match.com account in front of me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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