I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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