make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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