Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
one might say we're banned from that church
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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