I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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