Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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