The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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