the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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