I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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