I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
There's even glitter on my cock...
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