she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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