He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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