I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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