Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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