Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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