you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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