Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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