Duck Duck Cougar?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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