Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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