To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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