i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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