I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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