butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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