so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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