I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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