This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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