Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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