I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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