First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she peed on how many people?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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