And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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