If that was your dad, he is hot
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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