Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Panties = found
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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