does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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