In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
the raccoons are back...
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