Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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