it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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