If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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