Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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