i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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