so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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