question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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