Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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