this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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