I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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