You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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