the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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